A MEDAL FOR RATCHET BEHAVIOR

Humans like good times. That’s a fact.

Today I was at the movie store trying to catch up with events that happened while I was away with injury.
 The people are happy to see me and they all show genuine happiness to see me back at work. Business has never been great as people flock our shop just to see me.
 But I feel that they are not sincere. When I had bad times, no one visited except for my faithful three, Sam, Tom and Emma. As of now, I am nursing plans to jettison the fake friends in my life. But it is a tale for another day.

I don't want him to know

“Unakumbuka Gladys? Ule wa Simo?”

“Simo?”

“Simo wa Obi (Kabianga)” Gladys is the lady I often write about here. She is the (In)famous Chebet. I don’t want him to know about our affair. It’s safe to let the matter lay low like an envelope.

Jay, the store owner went on to describe the ratchet behavior of my sweet Chebet to the shock of my ears. I felt like punching the daylight out of him but if I did that I would be jobless. Also I am not in a position to pick fights now.

In his juvenile excitement

“Simo alimdump huyo dem tu jana. Kumbe anamplay na maboy wa mtaa.” That was definitely me.

Jay also describes the days he found her twerking in Taidy’s and grinding to strangers’ too. In his juvenile excitement, he does not leave out the part where she allegedly passed out and had to be carried away.

I was hurt but I didn’t want to show it. So that was why she never visited me while I was sick. Also she wanted us to have sex yesterday despite my condition. Chebet has been busy with 'Simo' who happens to be one of her other boyfriends.

Its over

While Kenya won gold, silver and bronze at the Commonwealth Games at Gold Coast, Australia, Chebet was being awarded a gold medal for her apparent ratchet behavior.

Thank God I never slept with her. It’s over between me and Chebet.