Sunday, 22 April 2018

AN ODE TO AGGY

One of my favourite vixens passed away as well as the house music icon Avicii. She was previously making headlines over some drug case. In case you are wondering who, it is the bootylicious Agnes Masogange Gerald. She of the Masogange hit song back then.

The news of her death was shocking since it was the expectation of everyone in Tanzania as well as here in Kericho(Especially me and my friends) that she would explore her talents further by featuring in some big budget Bongo film.

Pneumonia medication

But death had other plans. As of writing this, the cause of her death has been reported to have been as a result of Pneumonia and low blood pressure. Her death has also seen conspiracy theorists come up with ridiculous claims that her death is a result of drug abuse(sic) since she was found guilty three weeks ago of abusing drugs like heroin. All in all, everyone will miss her. And Sam has been concerned over his physical well being since he is currently taking pneumonia medication.
"Rasta, naeza kufa pia mimi?"

Kebabs at Sunshine Hotel

"Hapana. Only if ukikataa dawa ama utei tena." His doctor had warned him over this. Today He went to church to seek divine intervention over his troubles. I couldn't join him as my conscience would not stop biting me. I now know where his run away bride is while he doesn't. Also, I know what is about to hit him.
Arsenal won and he bought me kebabs and tea at the Sunshine Hotel. Emma hasn't texted me since yesterday and I am glad she didn't while I was with Sam while Tom is away on his duties.

I will miss Aggy. So long, Farewell Agnes Gerald Masogange.

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