COME BABY, COME!

It is official. The war has just began!
It took a whole 24 hours to deliberate on Tom's proposal to handle the nagging issue of Susan's blackmail. If I remember, Tom's advice was either to dump Doris,(Which he seemed to prefer) or take the bull by the horns, a move that I prefer to do.

Nothing much has happened. Dams have been overflowing and wildlife has been clashing with human beings in Muranga County. Raila Odinga has also hit back at his former General by asking him to regularise his papers to ensure his swift return to the country. As usual, Professor Mutahi Ngunyi has been waxing lyrical about the current state of affairs in the country in his column, The Fifth Estate.

Why I can't Dump Doris

But after all this, I have concluded that breaking up with Doris would not be the best option now. Getting a replacement is so hard. In fact, to impress a girl with my meagre earnings as a movie seller is impossible. It is a miracle that Doris accepted me the way I am despite the pressing financial challenges plaguing me. If I tried courting another girl in my state, it will be akin to selling pork to a muslim inside Saudi Arabia.
Doris has also proven to be reliable as she seems to be shielding me from her errant cousin's snares. She has also been careful and smart while we are in the glare of the public. We do not show PDA and we try to deflect away anything remote that will give us away. She is well aware that if we get caught, it will mean jail for me and a thorough beating for her with other untold consequences. Let us not discuss the consequences if she fell pregnant.

Bring It on Susan

Susan isn't going to have it easy around me. I plan to attack her when her guard is down.. Since she loves the company of Emma, there I will subtly throw in some hints about her dirty little secret. If that is not enough, I will involve my friends in a scheme to hack her phone for those nude pictures that she loves to take.
With these, I will dare her to do her worst, knowing that a single click will expose her to the whole world. Damn the Cybercrime Law and its fine. Even if I will lose Sam. It will take 14 days till it becomes operational. Until then, I will hit her with this thermonuclear bomb that will bring her down to her knees.
I just hope that she won't force me to explore this option.