OF THE LAW BEING SUCH AN ASS

This week, a lady from Kisumu was convicted of having sexual relations with a minor. According to press reports, the court handed down a 15 year sentence to the hapless woman. This has got me thinking so hard since yesterday. 
If a man was in her place, I doubt if it would be a 15 year sentence. No sir. We would be talking about life imprisonment if not castration by the balls. Women groups like FIDA and Maendeleo ya Wanawake would ensure that the darn man get locked up for good. You obviously know how rabid those feminists are. I shudder at the thought of them running this place, men would be in dire situations as we speak.
"Ras, unaoaje hii story ya Susy?"
"Shida bro."
Tom is giving me company today as we try to brainstorm on other ways to forestall a possible expose by Susan. Considerably, I am on a state of emergency.
"Umemcheki Susie?"
"Zii. Hajatoka Kipkelion"
"Tommy, anaweza niseti kwa Baba Chebet?"
"Sidhani. Hio ndio umefanya ata chai haushiki?"

It Wouldn't Matter

I remind him of the Kisumu judgement. He starts to laugh and beckons the waiter at the Lennox hotel to add him one of his favourite kebab meals. 
"First of all, she is already 18. Hapo serikali hawawezi do kitu."
"Bado ako shule."
"Alafu, no one will believe her. Kwanza mtu mwenye ameshikwa na mabwana za watu before."
"Serious?"
"Yes. Hujui Molel wa hardware pale Tengecha Road?"
I was not even listening to his disposition. My mind was already fixed on the possible outcomes that would happen should Susan report me to the authorities. The law would not care if she is already 18 and whether she gave consent to our dozen sexual encounters. 
It wouldn't matter at all even if she gave her testimony that totally absolves me of the guilt. With feminist groups like FIDA and MoW, (They have a branch here in Kericho) I shouldn't expect any mercy or leneincy at all should I get busted to the cops.
The Kisumu case is a pointer that the law is such an ass!