WHY DATING A MILLENNIAL CHICK IS HARD

Anyone born between 1990 to 2000 qualifies to be called a millennial. This is according to some dictionary including Oxford. Some studies have given some interesting characteristics about them and one of them is being obsessed with technology.  Dating them is also a complete waste of time. If you have ever done that and are still holding on to one, this article is not for you.
Here's why you should keep it short and sweet when dating a millennial chick.

1. They are not loyal

This is profoundly true. One moment they are all sweet and loving and the next minute, they are so like gone! You should see on how they quickly switch brands when a new one enters the market. If you try to be loyal to them, you will be disappointed my brother. They will only stay loyal if you got lots of cash, you're pretty good in bed or you're a popular guy, say a star.

2. They are addicted to their phones

Phubbing is the word here. They will be logged on continously in their various social media apps, surfing the internet to read on stuff you'll probably not like. They are also good consumers of blogs, including this one.  So if you plan to date one, don't count on having some good quality time together. If sex, go straight to the darn thing and skip the talking because they probably won't pay much attention to you.

3. They have 'trashy' styles

Looking at their skimpy dresses and revealing tops, I couldn't be more correct. Look at the hashtag, ifikie wazazi that trended back in April, Millennial teens were caught up in lewd positions and simulating sex styles in the name of creative photo shoots. If you plan to date one, you must be ready to see this. Better yet, don't try to oppose it.

4. They hate admitting responsibility

Like in 3 above, they will hate it if one tells them that they are wrong. They won't listen to you either. That's why they are all over the place burning schools, engaging in rampant fornication and in drug abuse. If you are dating one, then get ready because she won't admit her faults. She will manipulate you to admit it and apologise.

5. They are rabid feminists

This is what you get when these chicks grew up listening to Beyonce and her formation bullshit. Teachers have been drumming inside her head that she is better than the boys and that no one should dictate to her how she can lead her life. Date her, then she will have these lesbian girls night out where they will get drunk and finger each other till morning. Try to raise concern, she'll be all over you like some nazi freak.

Bottom line, fellas should hit, hit and hit her punani hard till she runs like hell from you. Like Sauti Sol, Keep them short and sweet.