Saturday, 15 September 2018

NEIGHBOR'S DAUGHTER: IS SHE GAY?

The past few days I've been keenly studying Shayla's movements whenever I had the chance to or when she was around town with her bevy of beautiful girlfriends. For the record, she hasn't given me her number nor has she responded to my proposal to watch a movie with me inside my crib.
I'm still hopeful though that one day she will give up her cookie jar for me and not to some crazy ass boys like Osama.

But first, I have to decipher if she is indeed straight or a gay or just a bi-sexual kind of a girl. With all the bullshit from the USA over LGBT that has even infected India, I can't afford to be wasting my time rolling with a girl who ain't even feeling dicks, if you get me.
So the past three days, I've been watching her every move when she was outside the privacy of her small crib, which by the way isn't that far from her parents house in the village.


First of all, she is always in the company of girls.Beautiful girls save for one ugly duckling whom I guess is the mother hen type of a bitch. The type that acts as the guardian angel that saves the naive girls from predatory men at social joints or even at school. What many know is that these type of girl is just sexually frustrated and that no one gives a damn shit about them.
A tip from some blogger out there: make her stone drunk then the chicks are all yours fellow randy men out there.
I've been watching her walk with them in close formation. They keep on sharing laughter and I caught one stealing glances at me while I was at Jay's stall, doing my job of selling entertainment to bored Kenyans. So suffice to say, I fell like Shayla has already told them about my interest in her and they must have been sizing me up.

Secondly, she loves listening to Beyonce and other feminist -laced lyrics from artistes like J-Lopez. Kwanza this song about Who run the world-Girls, who run the world-girls. Everyday at six when she wakes up, this is her first song that she has been playing.before she gets ready for school. She loves being a feminist alright. I once peeked inside her crib and I saw portraits of Beyonce, Julie Gichuru and Hillary Clinton. Too bad she lost to Trump.

Third, Simon told me that he had never seen her with a boy.
"Rasta, nashuku kama huyu dem ako straight."
"Sijui. Lakini tutaona."
Mark you, I didn't bribe him a cigarette for this information at all. In light of these observations, will I give up the chase?

Hell No.

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