Saturday, 25 August 2018

TYPES OF GIRLS YOU'LL MEET IN A CLUB

It doesn't matter the club, Tribeka, Picolina or that backstreet club of your choice. Girls are everywhere. It is very certain that you will meet any type of these girls when you and your boys go out for a drink.

1. The Prostitute

The twilight girls will feature in almost all the clubs without fail. There are the high class socialite wannabe types and the crude call girls who won't hesitate to beat you up should you fail to settle her dues. They can be spotted from their trashy dressing or their wired make-up. What's more, she will still look sober even after drowning a mzinga of legend.
Verdict: Be very careful with these girls. Use a Condom when having sex with them. DO NOT DOUBLE CROSS THEM!

2. The village girl

She is the type that will stand out for the odd reasons. If not her inability to walk in heels, it will be her insistence to take soda in a club. And mind you, soda costs 50 bob, 20 bob more that what is charged in shops. She will also mismatch colors and exhibit dance moves that she had seen her uncles do in a disco matanga back at home She will also refuse to grind you because she doesn't know how to.
Verdict: If you want an easy lay, they are the best but you will struggle to convince her.

3. The lesbian

This one hates men. She will definitely be very beautiful, has nice sumptuous legs and lips to die for. She will hang around her crew, mostly lesbians like her to ward off any attentions from boys or men. They are mostly loaded and they have back-up in the name of some tom boy who has no qualms smashing beer bottles on heads of boys who refuse to back down.
Verdict: Stay away from her if you are not a girl or a lesbian.

4.The married one

This one wants to have an adventure. If she has no company then she will find one by herself. Most are loaded and they often take the first initiative to flirt with men they like. However, you have to be careful if you are a famous guy in town. It could be a honey trap.
Verdict: If you want to have fun with her, do it at your own risk.

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