Friday, 23 November 2018

SHULE HUISHA! THINGS HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATES CAN DO A FTER KCSE.


Doris and Shay have both finished their exams today. Glory be to God!

After four long years of joys, pain and in some cases, misery, Doris was finally through with her maroon school uniform and made a beeline for my place just before the rains started. What happened is history. Shay on the other hand wasn’t around since she must have packed up and left for her mother’s place in western.
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Away from her, the nation woke up to the shameful clip of Ambira High School students hurling obscenities while burning their academic books. I won’t say anything about the burning of books because everyone did it-including this writer so there was no big deal about it.

But bragging to all and sundry about cheating in the exams and not getting caught and other destructive things you did last year while recording and posting the clip on social media is not cool. Remember that this is the same school that had arson cases reported. Now the DCI will investigate you, KNEC will mark your papers strictly and you might get bad school leaving reports.

What Next?

What next? That was what Doris had asked me during supper. I promised her that I will get some of the answers for her and here they are.

·         Get a Job- This will keep you busy and earn you some coins. Though it won’t be easy now especially during this Jubilee joke of a regime.
·         Stay out of trouble-Don’t test the penal codes like those Ambira boys. Don’t steal, kill or fight cops. Courts are remanding people for as long as they can and are demanding high bond fees.
·         Don’t talk about the exam-You didn’t do question three in biology? No problem, just don’t talk about the exam. It is over. Gone. Doing so will make you anxious.
·         Go to church-Pray to God to give you strength to endure the work, anxiety and tough times that will lie ahead. You will need it.
·         Stay alive-Young people are dying like flies today. Maybe it’s the sedentary lifestyle coupled with drugs, alcohol or irresponsible sexual behavior premised on the YOLO philosophy. Don’t be stupid. It’s no use dying now yet you have a long enviable life ahead.
·         Avoid politics- Don’t go into rallies or be their errand boy or girl. These dogs don’t give a shit about us-you included. Remember rule number one and five.

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