WHEN ITS ALL ABOUT SEX

Why all this buzz over Wazir Chacha?

Sam is surprised that a man younger than him can sleep with 13 female legislators! (Alleged) 13 is not just an ordinary number. It is the number of women alleged to have been seduced by this guy, who are some of the most popular parliamentarians. This is why it has received this attention rather than the fraud he is being accused of.

What caught my attention was the memes flying around over the internet. Despite my awful state, I can’t help but laugh at the creativity that netizens have over such matters. With my little knowledge at hand, I try to demystify the mystery behind this Chacha guy.

National prominence

“He’s just an ordinary guy. Hii story will be over na life will continue.”

“But how could he have done it?” He is still stumped as well. Not amazed but surprised that the young man’s exploits made it to national prominence, prime time television in this case.

Wazir Chacha Masubo

This is the talk we have had since he popped in to say hello this morning. He does not look an inch of a man suffering from pneumonia. He is dressed in warm clothing with regards to the cold blitz currently in Kericho after the rains began late last month

“So habari ya Emma?”

“She’s fine. Ako kazi.” He says matter-of-fact. The topic shifts quickly to the matter of DP Ruto’s chances at 2022 polls.

The big Manchester derby

I hate politics but there is nothing else that two sick people can talk about while taking tea. We cannot talk about girls because it would be odd for a 28 year old engaged man to do so with a 23 year old bachelor with little experience. I also want to focus on my recovery and get back to work as soon as possible. It’s been three days since I last met Chebet and I miss her a lot.

Today is also the big derby in Manchester. I have to watch this game at all costs. Mourinho must not allow this City team to roll over us again!

P.S- A close friend of mine lost her dear mother. My sincere condolences to her and her family at this time of difficulty. May her soul rest in peace.